Showing posts with label Natural Selection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Natural Selection. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2009

106. Not 4!

currently in the throes of trying not to get headache #4 of the week.


someone walked in to the building. someone who thought it'd be a fantastic idea to sit in a bathtub of perfume and soak.

i shit you not - she came in 30 minutes ago and the smell is still so strong i'm trying not to choke. i have to breathe through my mouth and i can taste it.

why do people find it necessary to do this?

has no one close to them (although considering their stench i doubt they have anyone close to them) not told them HOW STRONG their perfume is?

if i get yet another monster headache i am not going to be a happy camper......

103. Frump

monday mornings are not my friend.


with them comes the return of work. they also mean that the frump dump guard is on duty.

swear to god - this guard has been sick since he started about 3 months ago. he sits directly behind me. so not only do i get the lovely odor of feet, cig smoke and grease (it was so bad one day i had to make him move to the donor wating room) but he constantly is sniffling and snotting - the kind you can feel go down the back of your own throat. gag. and he coughs. but not a normal cough. more like a 'hack hack hack hack' - he sounds like a cat with a nasty hairball. horrid. and he's a slob. i came in one day to to find his uniform shirts spread out all over the floor, newspaper everywhere - food everywhere. disgusting!

sorry. i just had to get it off my chest. i feel like if i hear him honk, snot or hack one more time i'm going to turn around and smack him over the head (after i get a rubber glove becuase i don't think he's washed his hair since he started working here either...). he's just a big fucking frumpy douche.

what happened to natural selection?

only 34 minutes of his shift left - thank goodness.....

another fun thing - i'm currently having my THIRD cluster heacache in a week. perhaps that's making me exceptionally crabby this morning.........

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

86. Just Shoot Me

call me a bitch but i think that people who consistantly watch those daytime judge shows are trash.


where is the mental stimulation? entertainment? is watching people who somehow snaked around natural selection spat about about their bullshit amusing? it's pathetic.


it's also extremely annoying when it's being blared on a t.v. directly across from me at my job. i can't escape it. i want to fucking poke out my eyeballs with my own fingers. and what makes it even worse is that the two people watching it are actually discussing episodes they've seen in the past and seem to have a vested interest in it.


trash.


and good god - the commercials are too fucking loud. turn the god damned t.v. down. or better yet - unplug it.


AHHHH!